I think this song just got better
Old Harry Styles’ verses edited to sound like if he were to sing them rn
im literally on my kitcehn floor cyring i cant see my screen bc tears ogm
Omg, I’m shaking😲
NO OH MY GOD I CANT OMG!
tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
"do u do drugs?"
“yes!!! I do malikjuana tomlinbacco styleroids payne killers and horanoin!!
SUMMER 2012 ON HERE CAN BE DESCRIBED SIMPLY: THE WAY AMERICANS ACT ON THE FOURTH OF JULY ON TUMBLR BUT REPLACE 4TH OF JULY WITH ONE DIRECTION AND HAVE IT BE LIKE THAT 24/7 ALL DAY EVERY DAY
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
"one direction is the world’s biggest band". They keep progressing each year. No one can stop them. 4 years is like starting as a freshman and ending as a senior. One direction has graduated from their first step. Now they are going to start on their second step. And we will all be in the front row supporting them.