disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

evilqueenapologist:

pudgealicious88:

that last one tho…

The last one is super bad ass. That guy rocks. Most of these I was all “LOL CUTE” but the last one wow thats what gave it this reblog.

imessaged:

hover over each letter in this sentence for three seconds.

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

itslikeapendulum:

I TEXTED THIS TO MY 28 YEAR-OLD COUSIN

missyslaylliott:

Kendall jenner and harry styles enjoy a romantic dance at coachella music and arts festival

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikkimikki:

the-feminist-fangirl:

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

hi:

thismustbethewayitends:

hi:

so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and 

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this is best

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night

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ever

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I hope your roommate finds these pictures.

someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room

expiredwater:

ok

al