jakemalik:

the very sad and dying sound of a classroom when the teacher tries to get them all to say something together

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

somesaint:

emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

i will defend the faith goin down swingin…

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

vibesontheseaside:

(:

michael-clifford-smut:

hychubb-fallen-angel:

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

I DIED WHEN SAM APPEARED

sAM OHMYGOD😂😂😂

friez-before-guys:

When you close your movie tab instead of closing the advertisement

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koolaidicecubes:

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she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

iwouldzapdat:

thinferior:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

imagine having a boyfriend

turntuprachelvodkacran8:

forever my fav version <3

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

al