reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
Like….a charity of your choosing? Or a person ned charity?
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
Casually reblogging this bc it aint coming back
This will never happen again.
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person